Alex McMurray

Johnny's feeling lucky that's the sailor way

He's been leaking money

Yeah he pisses it away

He bought himself a human went out on a spree

Woke up in the gutter

That's the sailor way to be

Don't you get lost my friends in a foreign land

for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand

For playing on his jew's harp they threw him off the train

He couldn't find no taxi

so he wandered in the rain

The girl who eats Kimono played a strange guitar

Johnny thought he'd sleep there and dream of Zanzibar

Don't you get lost my friends in a foriegn land

for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand

The Barber of Shibuya the Bourbon of Brunei

nightly trolls for sleeping souls

and then you say goodbye

Johnny he got shanghaied found a scab upon his neck

woke up in the scuppers

of a Chinese wreck

He said, "I ain't no sailor I never seen the horn"

The captain threw him overboard

where he sleeps forevermore

Don't you get lost my friends in a foriegn land

for the Barber of Shibuya has got a razor for a hand